The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Cast Taglines Are Instant Classics
The cast members on the latest Real Housewives series aren't holding anything back!
When it comes to the many installments of the Real Housewives franchise, one of the first impressions the stars get to make on viewers is their tagline that appears in the intro to almost every episode.
And the cast of the latest series, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, certainly does not disappoint in that regard!
During the opening credits of RHORI episodes, as with all of the series, viewers get to know each cast member in epic fashion, with a well-placed soundbite attributed to each main cast member.
RELATED: Meet the RHORI Season 1 Cast (Official Bios and Photos)
None of the seven Housewives in the Rhode Island cast disappoint, each delivering a tagline that speaks volumes about their over-the-top personalities, senses of humor, and general propensity for mayhem, all in the best possible way.
Don't believe us? Keep reading and decide for yourself — and don't be ashamed about using one or two of them in your own daily lives.
(New episodes of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island stream on Mondays on Peacock!)
Kelsey Swanson
"Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?"
Now that's a catchy tagline. Kelsey's not married, and she's making it clear that she needs to find the right person before settling down
Rulla Nehme Pontarelli
"I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife."
In a universe where a flamboyant tagline is commonplace, Rulla's stands out for being more traditional.
Alicia Carmody
"Why settle for just a slice when you can have the whole damn pie?"
With this epic tagline, Alicia makes it clear to everyone watching: She gets what she wants!
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Ashley Iaconetti
"My life is like a rom-com. When I'm not crying, I'm laughing."
Ashley made her mark on The Bachelor franchise by being unafraid to let her tears fly. Married to Jared Haibon, whom she met on Bachelor in Paradise, it sounds like she's keeping her rom-com dreams alive.
Rosie DiMare
"I used to report the news, but now, I'm the headline."
The former news anchor is used to all eyes being on her, and it sounds like now she's ready to command even more attention and become the story herself!
Jo-Ellen Tiberi
"I'm not trying to be mean, I just mean what I say."
Sometimes, the truth hurts, and the 38-year-old mother of three isn't afraid to let others know what's on her mind — even if they may not be happy with what they hear.
Liz McGraw
"In the Ocean State, I dispense the weed and the truth."
For someone in the business that Liz is in, viewers might expect her temper to be a little more... chill. But she doesn't hold back when it comes to confronting her castmates!
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When do new episodes of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island stream on Peacock?
New episodes of RHORI arrive on Peacock every Monday, following their premiere on Bravo on Sunday at 9/8c.
In true Housewives fashion, the inaugural season of the series already has plenty of drama to gossip about — from rumors of alleged mistresses to a massive argument.
